A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
so this just happened…
you hobbit people, what are you trying to tell us?
Also this
That no matter what you cannot separate John and Sherlock
imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
Welp, still unemployed and it’s almost July :/
And my parents trying to help yesterday was them buying a cake at Carvel and saying “we’ll take this and a job for our daughter.”
*head desk* god damn it mom and dad, god damn it.
Seems like I’ll have a “thisweekshouldn’tbeboringhopefully” week:
Monday: going to see “This Is The End” with my brother
Friday: Rock Cats Baseball free game because of corporate seats
Saturday: Red Cross CT Childcare Training until 5 and then party for my brother and his friends before they leave for a week to go to Nebraska.
Sunday: Dropping the brother off at the airport and hopefully doing something with my parents.
Anonymous asked: 13,40
13: State 5 facts about your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend. Well, I’m single so I’ll just tell you that my crush is amazing to say the least.
40: Do you like the sound of your voice? Some of the time.
Let's Play :)
- 1: What color(s) are you socks?
- 2: What book are you currently reading?
- 3: What’s the weather like right now?
- 4: What is your middle name?
- 5: Were you named after anyone?
- 6: Show a sample of your handwriting!
- 7: Do you play any instruments?
- 8: What is your religion?
- 9: What was the last comic book you read?
- 10: Do you believe in love at first sight?
- 11: Sate 5 facts about yourself.
- 12: State 5 facts about your bestfriend.
- 13: State 5 facts about your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend.
- 14: State 5 facts about your appearance.
- 15: State 5 facts about your hometown.
- 16: Do you think you’d make a good parent?
- 17: Would you ever consider adopting kids?
- 18: Would you ever get an abortion?
- 19: What’s a strange memory from your childhood?
- 20: Do you think cheaters (in relationships) deserve a second chance?
- 21: Do you find the last person you texted attractive?
- 22: Would you date the last person you texted?
- 23: How did you meet your boyfriend/girlfriend?
- 24: Name all of your siblings.
- 25: Do you have a good relationship with your siblings?
- 26: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
- 27: What was the last cd you bought?
- 28: Do you own any vinyl records?
- 29: How many songs do you have on your ipod/music device?
- 30: Turn on shuffle; what are the first 5 songs that come up?
- 31: Do you have/want any tattoos?
- 32: How many piercings do you have?
- 33: Can you sing?
- 34: Do you consider yourself a good student?
- 35: What was the worst trouble you’ve ever gotten into?
- 36: What’s a favorite movie someone else introduced you to?
- 37: Do you know anyone your age who’s had a kid already?
- 38: What is your heritage?
- 39: Do you like where you live? Where would you move?
- 40: Do you like the sound of your voice?
- 41: How long is your hair?
- 42: What was the last thing you drew?
- 43: Are you the type to make lists?
- 44: What’s your morning routine like?
- 45: Were you involved in sports in school?
- 46: Who is/was your favorite teacher?
- 47: Did you ever have to wear braces?
- 48: What are things you do when you’re nervous?
- 49: Do you like going out to eat?
- 50: [Whatever you’d like to ask]
- Me flirting: Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition?
